Intertwined Bloggery

Seeing as I am a horrible blogger as of late, I have been using my myspace www.myspace.com/jillthelovemachine site more. If you want more Jill visit that.

Yesterday………oh what a day. A day that doesn’t compare to any other. A day that will go down in the record books as world’s worst day. A day that will rival no other. It all started at 6:32am when I woke up 28 minutes early and was wide awake. Waking up early sucks, but is not the worst part of the day. I wanted to get to school early so I drove because I had to take the car to be repaired right after class, and I was supposed to have a quiz so I wanted to study. I get to school, study hard for 40 minutes, get to class with all the knowledge sprung freshly in my mind, and because no one knows what Westphalia was (idiots) we had to take a detour on our path of learning back to high school people and did not have a quiz that I had studied hard for. the quiz has officially been cancelled as we have no time for it. Great. Then I go to psych and our TA was sick, so we had the full class with the prof sitting in on our question time so we actually had to do work- LAME.

Then I take my car to the shop to be fixed. I dropped it off and they told me to come back at 1:30 and it will be done. So now I am stuck in Transcona sans vehicle- yet with a bus pass and two legs. So, I walk down from across the casino down to Kildonan Place, look around and try to kill some time, but it is still only 11:00. Next I decide to walk across the street to paruse the Walmart (where I did find an excellent $6.83 cardigan! best part of the day, oh and two movies for $6.83 as well) and all the other box stores. That killed some time, my feet hurt, and by that time I was hungry. After realizing I had no money to really spend it is not very much fun to windowshop on foot, decided to get some lunch. I picked up a magazine and headed to Tim’s where I ate my sandwich and soup combo for over an hour. By this time now it was only 1:00, so I decided to walk down to Winners and look around. Nothing much there so then I walked back to the dealership to pick up my car which is supposed to be finished by now.

I get to the dealership and ask the guy how much longer, and he tells me that there was more wrong with the car than first expected so it will be about another hour. So I was still like alright because I can still go home and get a 45 minute nap in because I am exhausted. I pull out my magazine and continue on reading about how cosmo can change my life. An hour passes and I had had 2 free cups of coffee and two of water. With the clock stopped on 2:30 I was ready to leave, yet time slowed to a standstill and my car was not finished yet because they found something new. All I could think was Hot damn this better not cost me any money. So by this time I had reconciled the fact that I will be getting no nap today and man that was the shits! But life doesn’t always go as smoothly or how you want it to.

After reading all pamphlets, two papers, and all flyers in the joint I still had to sit there until 3:44 stuck on Regent and then had to make it to 912 Portage ave. I get to work tired, grouchy, angry, hot, sticky, and totally disgusting. Work is slow, I am bored, not feeling very chatty, or like doing anything until the clock eventually reads 7:50 and am gettting excited to go home and have a nap before Josh comes over. Our last customer left at 7:56 so we were getting ready to close when……………..

WE WERE ROBBED AT GUN POINT!!!!!!! at 7:58pm

I couldn’t believe it at first. It happened just like it does in the movies. He walked in and said this is a hold up. It didn’t faze any of us at first so no one got up until he pulled out this revolver and started pointing it at us. We gave him our ATM cash box and some money from the till while he proceeded to swear and yell at us because we have a time delayed safe. He took the money, and then left. But on the way out he told us to have a good night. What a fucker!!! I was pissed!!!!! I had to call 911 again for the 21st time in my life, fill out numerous police reports, give crazy descriptions, and stay at work until 9:51. Again I will not get to have my nap. I wasn’t shaken up at all, but others were and I felt bad. I knew I would eventually be robbed, but I expected something different and it not to happen to me. So here I am today back at work, unfortunately, trying to count down the hours until I can go home and finally take my nap.

A positive note to the day, after I got home from work I did get to have my favourite subways sub and watch one of my all time favourite movies Dirty Dancing. I also did procure 2 excellent cheap DVD’s and an awesome cardigan, and lots of walking exercise. A negative note to the day was that I wasted my whole day doing things I shouldn’t have to do, walked around Transcona feeling like a bedouin with no purpose, then had to go to work, GOT ROBBED!!!!!!!!!! and then missed out on the one simple pleasure that could have made the day better. What a shitty day, oh woes me. It is the Bowen luck curse out to get me. It has moved on past Luke on to me!

Yesterday………oh what a day. A day that doesn’t compare to any other. A day that will go down in the record books as world’s worst day. A day that will rival no other. It all started at 6:32am when I woke up 28 minutes early and was wide awake. Waking up early sucks, but is not the worst part of the day. I wanted to get to school early so I drove because I had to take the car to be repaired right after class, and I was supposed to have a quiz so I wanted to study. I get to school, study hard for 40 minutes, get to class with all the knowledge sprung freshly in my mind, and because no one knows what Westphalia was (idiots) we had to take a detour on our path of learning back to high school people and did not have a quiz that I had studied hard for. the quiz has officially been cancelled as we have no time for it. Great. Then I go to psych and our TA was sick, so we had the full class with the prof sitting in on our question time so we actually had to do work- LAME.

Then I take my car to the shop to be fixed. I dropped it off and they told me to come back at 1:30 and it will be done. So now I am stuck in Transcona sans vehicle- yet with a bus pass and two legs. So, I walk down from across the casino down to Kildonan Place, look around and try to kill some time, but it is still only 11:00. Next I decide to walk across the street to paruse the Walmart (where I did find an excellent $6.83 cardigan! best part of the day, oh and two movies for $6.83 as well) and all the other box stores. That killed some time, my feet hurt, and by that time I was hungry. After realizing I had no money to really spend it is not very much fun to windowshop on foot, decided to get some lunch. I picked up a magazine and headed to Tim’s where I ate my sandwich and soup combo for over an hour. By this time now it was only 1:00, so I decided to walk down to Winners and look around. Nothing much there so then I walked back to the dealership to pick up my car which is supposed to be finished by now.

I get to the dealership and ask the guy how much longer, and he tells me that there was more wrong with the car than first expected so it will be about another hour. So I was still like alright because I can still go home and get a 45 minute nap in because I am exhausted. I pull out my magazine and continue on reading about how cosmo can change my life. An hour passes and I had had 2 free cups of coffee and two of water. With the clock stopped on 2:30 I was ready to leave, yet time slowed to a standstill and my car was not finished yet because they found something new. All I could think was Hot damn this better not cost me any money. So by this time I had reconciled the fact that I will be getting no nap today and man that was the shits! But life doesn’t always go as smoothly or how you want it to.

After reading all pamphlets, two papers, and all flyers in the joint I still had to sit there until 3:44 stuck on Regent and then had to make it to 912 Portage ave. I get to work tired, grouchy, angry, hot, sticky, and totally disgusting. Work is slow, I am bored, not feeling very chatty, or like doing anything until the clock eventually reads 7:50 and am gettting excited to go home and have a nap before Josh comes over. Our last customer left at 7:56 so we were getting ready to close when……………..

WE WERE ROBBED AT GUN POINT!!!!!!! at 7:58pm

I couldn’t believe it at first. It happened just like it does in the movies. He walked in and said this is a hold up. It didn’t faze any of us at first so no one got up until he pulled out this revolver and started pointing it at us. We gave him our ATM cash box and some money from the till while he proceeded to swear and yell at us because we have a time delayed safe. He took the money, and then left. But on the way out he told us to have a good night. What a fucker!!! I was pissed!!!!! I had to call 911 again for the 21st time in my life, fill out numerous police reports, give crazy descriptions, and stay at work until 9:51. Again I will not get to have my nap. I wasn’t shaken up at all, but others were and I felt bad. I knew I would eventually be robbed, but I expected something different and it not to happen to me. So here I am today back at work, unfortunately, trying to count down the hours until I can go home and finally take my nap.

A positive note to the day, after I got home from work I did get to have my favourite subways sub and watch one of my all time favourite movies Dirty Dancing. I also did procure 2 excellent cheap DVD’s and an awesome cardigan, and lots of walking exercise. A negative note to the day was that I wasted my whole day doing things I shouldn’t have to do, walked around Transcona feeling like a bedouin with no purpose, then had to go to work, GOT ROBBED!!!!!!!!!! and then missed out on the one simple pleasure that could have made the day better. What a shitty day, oh woes me. It is the Bowen luck curse out to get me. It has moved on past Luke on to me!

Yesterday………oh what a day. A day that doesn’t compare to any other. A day that will go down in the record books as world’s worst day. A day that will rival no other. It all started at 6:32am when I woke up 28 minutes early and was wide awake. Waking up early sucks, but is not the worst part of the day. I wanted to get to school early so I drove because I had to take the car to be repaired right after class, and I was supposed to have a quiz so I wanted to study. I get to school, study hard for 40 minutes, get to class with all the knowledge sprung freshly in my mind, and because no one knows what Westphalia was (idiots) we had to take a detour on our path of learning back to high school people and did not have a quiz that I had studied hard for. the quiz has officially been cancelled as we have no time for it. Great. Then I go to psych and our TA was sick, so we had the full class with the prof sitting in on our question time so we actually had to do work- LAME.

Then I take my car to the shop to be fixed. I dropped it off and they told me to come back at 1:30 and it will be done. So now I am stuck in Transcona sans vehicle- yet with a bus pass and two legs. So, I walk down from across the casino down to Kildonan Place, look around and try to kill some time, but it is still only 11:00. Next I decide to walk across the street to paruse the Walmart (where I did find an excellent $6.83 cardigan! best part of the day, oh and two movies for $6.83 as well) and all the other box stores. That killed some time, my feet hurt, and by that time I was hungry. After realizing I had no money to really spend it is not very much fun to windowshop on foot, decided to get some lunch. I picked up a magazine and headed to Tim’s where I ate my sandwich and soup combo for over an hour. By this time now it was only 1:00, so I decided to walk down to Winners and look around. Nothing much there so then I walked back to the dealership to pick up my car which is supposed to be finished by now.

I get to the dealership and ask the guy how much longer, and he tells me that there was more wrong with the car than first expected so it will be about another hour. So I was still like alright because I can still go home and get a 45 minute nap in because I am exhausted. I pull out my magazine and continue on reading about how cosmo can change my life. An hour passes and I had had 2 free cups of coffee and two of water. With the clock stopped on 2:30 I was ready to leave, yet time slowed to a standstill and my car was not finished yet because they found something new. All I could think was Hot damn this better not cost me any money. So by this time I had reconciled the fact that I will be getting no nap today and man that was the shits! But life doesn’t always go as smoothly or how you want it to.

After reading all pamphlets, two papers, and all flyers in the joint I still had to sit there until 3:44 stuck on Regent and then had to make it to 912 Portage ave. I get to work tired, grouchy, angry, hot, sticky, and totally disgusting. Work is slow, I am bored, not feeling very chatty, or like doing anything until the clock eventually reads 7:50 and am gettting excited to go home and have a nap before Josh comes over. Our last customer left at 7:56 so we were getting ready to close when……………..

WE WERE ROBBED AT GUN POINT!!!!!!! at 7:58pm

I couldn’t believe it at first. It happened just like it does in the movies. He walked in and said this is a hold up. It didn’t faze any of us at first so no one got up until he pulled out this revolver and started pointing it at us. We gave him our ATM cash box and some money from the till while he proceeded to swear and yell at us because we have a time delayed safe. He took the money, and then left. But on the way out he told us to have a good night. What a fucker!!! I was pissed!!!!! I had to call 911 again for the 21st time in my life, fill out numerous police reports, give crazy descriptions, and stay at work until 9:51. Again I will not get to have my nap. I wasn’t shaken up at all, but others were and I felt bad. I knew I would eventually be robbed, but I expected something different and it not to happen to me. So here I am today back at work, unfortunately, trying to count down the hours until I can go home and finally take my nap.

A positive note to the day, after I got home from work I did get to have my favourite subways sub and watch one of my all time favourite movies Dirty Dancing. I also did procure 2 excellent cheap DVD’s and an awesome cardigan, and lots of walking exercise. A negative note to the day was that I wasted my whole day doing things I shouldn’t have to do, walked around Transcona feeling like a bedouin with no purpose, then had to go to work, GOT ROBBED!!!!!!!!!! and then missed out on the one simple pleasure that could have made the day better. What a shitty day, oh woes me. It is the Bowen luck curse out to get me. It has moved on past Luke on to me!

Do you ever have to do things that you do not want to do, but if you don’t you will never hear the end of it? I do. and tonight. I have to go with my mother (hurray) to the Nickelback show. Now it is not bad enough that the last time they were here I had to go with her as well, I have to go with her again!!!! Now for the record I hate Nickelback and especially Chad Kruger. Now that that is out of the way, I am annoyed because my mother could not find anyone else to go with and is practically making me go with her. She guilted me into it, and if I did not accept she would have held it against me. What a cooch. Oh well, what can you do when you are more mature than your parent?

Did you ever notice how people’s blogs are either hot and happening or a bone yard for the overly curious? Do you ever read blogs and have no clue who the person is, or what they are talking about? Does no one ever comment on you blog? I understand.

Here is a list of the most popular blogs from google.ca. I noticed I am not on there. Fuckers!!

1 Boing Boing: A Directory of Wonderful Things
66,807 links from 19,151 sites. View All » 2 Engadget
64,156 links from 14,652 sites. View All » 3 PostSecret
PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

By frank warren
22,199 links from 13,077 sites. View All » 4 Daily Kos: State of the Nation
53,268 links from 10,872 sites. View All » 5 The Huffington Post
43,743 links from 8,161 sites. View All » 6 Gizmodo, The Gadget Blog
18,125 links from 7,040 sites. View All » 7 Instapundit.com
32,351 links from 6,682 sites. View All » 8 Michelle Malkin
By Michelle Malkin
37,266 links from 5,849 sites. View All » 9 Crooks and Liars
By John Amato
23,094 links from 5,825 sites. View All » 10 spaces.msn.com/members/samzhu
16,183 links from 5,704 sites. View All » 11 dooce
10,670 links from 5,698 sites. View All » 12 Thought Mechanics
By Theron Parlin and Matthew Good
7,150 links from 5,534 sites. View All » 13 Blog di Beppe Grillo
Grillo’s gags have tackled financial scandals and political corruption

By Beppe Grillo
16,139 links from 5,462 sites. View All » 14 spaces.msn.com/members/locker2man
By locker2man
13,957 links from 5,115 sites. View All » 15 Lifehacker, the Productivity and Software Guide
13,603 links from 5,107 sites. View All » 16 Herramientas para Blogs
Herramientas para spaces. Un blog sobre personalización de los spaces

By Marcelino Madrigal
13,604 links from 4,978 sites. View All » 17 Think Progress
By Judd Legum
23,560 links from 4,856 sites. View All » 18 Official Google Blog
11,510 links from 4,793 sites. View All » 19 Open Palm !
别开枪！是我！ | Youth means limitless possibilities.

By Open- Palm ! ™
21,696 links from 4,705 sites. View All » 20 Drew Curtis’ FARK.com
7,782 links from 4,650 sites. View All » 21 lib.verycd.com
28,975 links from 4,638 sites. View All » 22 kottke.org : home of fine hypertext products
11,401 links from 4,603 sites. View All » 23 Gawker, Manhattan Media News and Gossip
12,727 links from 4,535 sites. View All » 24 spaces.msn.com/members/chattie555
14,467 links from 4,437 sites. View All » 25 Wonkette, Politics for People with Dirty Minds
By editor wonkette
12,349 links from 4,355 sites. View All » 26 spaces.msn.com/members/MSN SA
Tag your space in our huge family, which is the home for MSN spacers from all over the world. 加入MSN空间联盟大家庭，SPACE从此不再寂寞。

By Anki Wang
11,927 links from 4,332 sites. View All » 27 Talking Points Memo: by Joshua Micah Marshall
17,463 links from 4,305 sites. View All » 28 Easy Start To The Day
13,594 links from 4,285 sites. View All » 29 A List Apart: A List Apart
9,090 links from 4,225 sites. View All » 30 The Space Craft
11,943 links from 4,201 sites. View All » 31 spaces.msn.com/members/lwhanz1981530
9,228 links from 4,179 sites. View All » 32 http://www.cctv.com
14,354 links from 4,147 sites. View All » 33 spaces.msn.com/members/huangmj
温馨、快乐、宁静、祥和……

By huang mj
13,620 links from 4,116 sites. View All » 34 manabekawori.cocolog nifty.com/blog
9,774 links from 4,107 sites. View All » 35 shiraishi.seesaa.net
5,880 links from 3,993 sites. View All » 36 Power Line
20,484 links from 3,941 sites. View All » 37 Weebls Stuff News
11,779 links from 3,863 sites. View All » 38 spaces.msn.com/members/atiger
10,100 links from 3,783 sites. View All » 39 Eschaton
19,448 links from 3,778 sites. View All » 40 Xiaxue.blogspot.com Everyone’s reading it.
Have you ever seen the blog of a goddess?

By Xiaxue
6,997 links from 3,702 sites. View All » 41 Joystiq
18,274 links from 3,543 sites. View All » 42 spaces.msn.com/members/princesscecicastle
9,830 links from 3,507 sites. View All » 43 lgf: you know you’re over the target when you start receiving fla…
By Charles Johnson
16,703 links from 3,418 sites. View All » 44 blogs.yahoo.co.jp/nosz50j
7,733 links from 3,386 sites. View All » 45 Joel on Software
7,148 links from 3,364 sites. View All » 46 www.AndrewSullivan.com Daily Dish
11,188 links from 3,356 sites. View All » 47 AMERICAblog: Because a great nation deserves the truth
Liberal US politics blog with a particular focus on activism and news about the Bush administration, the religious right, and gay civil rights.

By John Aravosis
16,446 links from 3,308 sites. View All » 48 The Best Page In The Universe.
The Best Page in the Universe

By maddox
5,324 links from 3,274 sites. View All » 49 Metafilter | Community Weblog
By Matt Haughey
14,302 links from 3,259 sites. View All » 50 Something Awful The Internet Makes You Stupid
5,845 links from 3,197 sites. View All » 51 The Superficial Because You’re Ugly
8,144 links from 3,190 sites. View All » 52 Overheard in New York: The Voice of the City
6,722 links from 3,149 sites. View All » 53 spaces.msn.com/members/gouy2k
By hot wind
10,517 links from 3,048 sites. View All » 54 Hugh Hewitt
12,196 links from 2,946 sites. View All » 55 BuzzMachine
By Jeff Jarvis
11,170 links from 2,866 sites. View All » 56 Mark’s Sysinternals Blog
5,586 links from 2,855 sites. View All » 57 MAKE: Blog
8,402 links from 2,852 sites. View All » 58 The Web Standards Project
4,449 links from 2,846 sites. View All » 59 Captain’s Quarters
By Ed Morrissey
18,026 links from 2,842 sites. View All » 60 spaces.msn.com/members/king19120
this is my world

By Mr. Lonely
9,438 links from 2,839 sites. View All » 61 TechCrunch
By Michael Arrington
7,869 links from 2,839 sites. View All » 62 Blogcritics.org: Superior Bloggers on Music, Politics, TV, Film, …
9,657 links from 2,835 sites. View All » 63 Defamer, the L.A. Gossip Rag
6,670 links from 2,801 sites. View All » 64 Google Blogoscoped
10,774 links from 2,778 sites. View All » 65 WRETCH Album and Blog
5,793 links from 2,776 sites. View All » 66 The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW)
31,944 links from 2,733 sites. View All » 67 The Volokh Conspiracy
12,801 links from 2,700 sites. View All » 68 Stuff On My Cat
4,809 links from 2,696 sites. View All » 69 spaces.msn.com/members/misarain
9,041 links from 2,638 sites. View All » 70 Micro Persuasion
Steve Rubel explores how new technologies are transforming marketing, media and public relations.

By Steve Rubel
9,787 links from 2,624 sites. View All » 71 MindSay
12,709 links from 2,600 sites. View All » 72 Pink Is The New Blog | Fingers Firmly On The Pulse
By Trent Vanegas
4,826 links from 2,582 sites. View All » 73 A design and usability blog: Signal vs. Noise (by 37signals)
5,795 links from 2,550 sites. View All » 74 Om Malik on Broadband : On Broadband, VoIP & The Next Generat…
By om malik
9,786 links from 2,505 sites. View All » 75 spaces.msn.com/members/slim
By slim
7,239 links from 2,496 sites. View All » 76 spaces.msn.com/members/hcy521
7,470 links from 2,494 sites. View All » 77 Seth’s Blog
5,950 links from 2,493 sites. View All » 78 The Corner on National Review Online
14,485 links from 2,464 sites. View All » 79 Microsiervos
9,064 links from 2,448 sites. View All » 80 blog.livedoor.jp/aki09041
7,505 links from 2,441 sites. View All » 81 TPMCafe || The Coffee House
7,284 links from 2,441 sites. View All » 82 Informed Comment
Middle East, foreign affairs, religion, Islam and history are discussed by a professional historian.

By Juan Cole
9,698 links from 2,437 sites. View All » 83 Michael Yon : Online Magazine
8,223 links from 2,404 sites. View All » 84 The Doc Searls Weblog : Wednesday, January 11, 2006
By Doc Searls
5,238 links from 2,395 sites. View All » 85 Techdirt.
Easily Digestible Tech News & Analysis

By Mike Masnick
7,614 links from 2,375 sites. View All » 86 The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom a load of stuff by Joe…
5,300 links from 2,357 sites. View All » 87 BILDblog
“Notizen über eine große deutsche Boulevardzeitung.” Watchblog for the German tabloid “Bild” Zeitung

By BILDblog
6,614 links from 2,323 sites. View All » 88 John Battelle’s Searchblog
By John Battelle
6,958 links from 2,321 sites. View All » 89 Scobleizer Microsoft Geek Blogger
Microsoft Geek Blogger, writes about the technology industry.

By Robert Scoble
5,983 links from 2,317 sites. View All » 90 toothpaste for dinner daily drew drawings
4,809 links from 2,313 sites. View All » 91 spaces.msn.com/members/wendy0502
By wendy0502
7,073 links from 2,312 sites. View All » 92 Gothamist
7,223 links from 2,307 sites. View All » 93 VG Cats Updated Mondays
4,103 links from 2,271 sites. View All » 94 blog.so net.ne.jp/atsuya furuta
5,340 links from 2,255 sites. View All » 95 DevilDucky Interactive Flash and Funny Videos.
By Jaxon Brooks
4,402 links from 2,247 sites. View All » 96 Autoblog
33,904 links from 2,237 sites. View All » 97 RedOrbit Space, Science, Technology News & Information
7,671 links from 2,235 sites. View All » 98 Search Engine Watch Blog
Provides constant updates of the latest search engine marketing and other search news from Search Engine Watch and across the web.

By Danny Sullivan
9,398 links from 2,227 sites. View All » 99 Scripting News: 1/13/2006
By Dave Winer
5,639 links from 2,208 sites. View All » 100 spaces.msn.com/members/iammew
7,020 links from 2,188 sites. View All »

I wanted to write about the simple pleasure of being the first to use a public toilet for the day. There is no greater feeling of accomplishment than when you have to go to the washroom soo bad and have to use a public toilet and get to be the first person to put the seat down, smelling the foul stench of cheap bleach cleaner, and sitting on the cold seat. I find public toilets revolting, and try to use them as little as possible, so when you get to be the first for the day there is something so satisfying about it. No other dirty ass having to either urinate/deficate has used this toilet. Some poor (probably immigrant) lady has cleaned it recently, and you get to be the one to deflower it for the day.

How satisfying! What more could you ask for?

After a long hiatus I am back and in worse shape than ever. In light of that I have decided to take up the pen so to speak and talk about New Years. i have never been a fan of big, elaborate new years plans or parties, and always find people put too much stock into these plans in trying to make it the best night of the year. After pondering long and hard I have decided what makes this night so special? If you go out, every place jacks up the prices, waters down the alcohol, and pumps loud club music that white people try desperately to find the downbeat to. Now I ask why do people want to take part in such calamities? Maybe they are lonely and are searching for their soulmate, one to be with always. Are they looking to just have a good time with friends? Maybe they are bored? Maybe they like going out? Maybe indeed. In my opinion they are searching for a quick lay to christen the new year with. People gussy themselves up and go out in search of feeding their carnal urges/needs. Everyone is thinking with their peckers again. Oh geez. This does not include pretensious Mennonites (rhymes with hymn), girl-blunderers, people saving themselves for marriage(but they do like to pass the bj mike), and feminists.

My plans for new years are as follows:

1- Try not to get any sicker.
2- Make Kim the soup I promised her earlier this week
3- Watch movies with my meat and hetero-lifemate, and others if want arises
4- Eat junk
5- NOT: watch Dick Clark gay ball drop, drink champagne, no countdowns, no auld lang zie, and definitely no smooching!
5- Fall asleep and wake up in 2006 as disgruntled and cynical as ever!

Political Definitions found from anvari.org. Fuckin hilarious!

Feudalism:
You have two cows.
Your lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both, hires you to take
care of them and sells you the milk.

Applied Communism:
You have two cows.
You must take care of them, but the government
takes all the milk.

Totalitarianism:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both and denies they
ever existed.
Milk is banned.

Pure Democracy:
You have two cows.
You and your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy:
You have two cows.
Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets
the milk.

Mexican Democracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and drafts you into the
army.

Great Britain:
You have two cows.
The government shoots one cow because it has mad
cow disease.
The government comes back and shoots the other
one because it has foot and mouth disease.

European Democracy:
You have two cows.
The EU commission decides which regulations for
feeding and milking apply. If there aren’t any,
they invent some.
They pay you not to milk the cows. They take both
cows, shoot one, milk the other and pour the milk
down the drain. They then require you to fill out
forms accounting for the missing cows.

American Democracy:
The government promises to give you two cows,
if you vote for it.
After the election, the president is impeached
for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs
the affair “cowgate,” but supports the president.
The cows sue you for breach of contract. Your
legal bills exceed your annual income. You settle
out of court and declare bankruptcy.

Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

Venture Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly-listed
company, using letters of credit opened by your
brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer
so that you get all four cows back, with a tax
exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the
six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a
Cayman Island company secretly owned by the
majority shareholder who sells the rights to all
seven cows back to your listed company. The
annual
report says the company owns eight cows, with
an option on one more. - no Balance Sheet
provided with the release.

I never thought I would be saying this, but here goes. Hi, my name is Jill Antle and I am an addict. My addiction is not to alcohol, gambling, or drugs. I am addicted to Harry Potter. Sad t’is true. I have kept my closet addiction silent until now. I have come to my 12 step program because yesterday I went to see the 4th movie by myself and participated in an online Pottsy forum with other adult nerds. Oh the madness! It has sucked me in. I do not have any collectables or anything like most star wars/trek, D&D fans, but I am addicted to everything Harry. I wouldn’t have a dress-up HP party, but I would like to have discussions. I am a nerd. I participated fully in an online chat here people. Slap me in the face and wake me from my coma!! Oh how embarrassing.
Step 1 is to recognize and face the problem. There it is people my skeletons in the closet.